That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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