Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...