we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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