He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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