Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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