she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great