If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
3 2 1 whiskey
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours