I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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