I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize
