Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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