She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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