Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
His hands were made for my vagina.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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