seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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