so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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