So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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