Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
