So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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