That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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