Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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