when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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