I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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