I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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