Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I understand Curling. That high.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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