talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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