i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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