he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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