i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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