Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize