my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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