Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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