absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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