Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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