stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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