Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew? http://tfl.nu/930a
  Replies (27) Good night (1288) Bad night (443) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (240): View more from Maryland

  ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (240): ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow http://tfl.nu/mdzc
  Replies (10) Good night (2501) Bad night (504) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot. http://tfl.nu/vfy9
  Replies (26) Good night (11975) Bad night (600) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day. http://tfl.nu/f2q9
  Replies (16) Good night (1295) Bad night (3364) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up http://tfl.nu/7low
  Replies (29) Good night (2906) Bad night (701) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend. http://tfl.nu/02a8
  Replies (23) Good night (7897) Bad night (604) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right. http://tfl.nu/vsow
  Replies (10) Good night (978) Bad night (3251) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more. http://tfl.nu/sgvu
  Replies (12) Good night (4681) Bad night (1248) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him. http://tfl.nu/8avk
  Replies (11) Good night (858) Bad night (3972) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness. http://tfl.nu/5sus
  Replies (9) Good night (931) Bad night (2308) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night. http://tfl.nu/9z84
  Replies (6) Good night (2560) Bad night (531) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming. http://tfl.nu/2tij
  Replies (6) Good night (3041) Bad night (647) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (573): View more from Missouri

  No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (573): No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday. http://tfl.nu/3i0h
  Replies (3) Good night (1350) Bad night (497)
• Favorite

  (551): View more from New Jersey

  But break dance skills will only take you so far

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (551): But break dance skills will only take you so far http://tfl.nu/859m
  Replies (1) Good night (394) Bad night (176) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.

  (315): View more from New York

  Who is this?!????

  (518): View more from New York

  That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook. (315): Who is this?!???? (518): That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger. http://tfl.nu/487m
  Replies (7) Good night (2860) Bad night (254)

Randomize