We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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