he puts the penis in happiness.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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