Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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