And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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