My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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