How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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