Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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what are you doing with your life
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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