Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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