He is such a slut. More and more my type.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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