I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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