Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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