Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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