i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
how does that bad decision feel?
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