i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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