yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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