Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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