Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize