i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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