please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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