I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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