Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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