My hand turned me down
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
