Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize