I am puke
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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